Contrary to ignorant belief, you don’t need to twerk or even do a good booty shake to make money as a stripper. You don’t have to look like trash or behave ratchet. It actually helps to have some class. Come off cheap, you get paid cheap. You just have to complete someones fantasy woman. Like not twerking at a bus stop, and showing off what martinis can do. But that’s what me and my mermaid did to cheer up from a lame day at work. Just thought I’d share our childish ways.